I am on leave at the University of Chicago for the 2011-12 academic year.

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David S. Stoffer is a Professor in the Department of Statistics. He also has a courtesy appointment up the hill in the Department of Biostatistics. This all takes place somewhere at or near the University of Pittsburgh.

Mailing address:
      David S. Stoffer
      Department of Statistics
      University of Pittsburgh
      Pittsburgh, PA 15260
      USA

Tele: [412] 624-8496
Fax: [412] 648-8814
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The Present-Day Composer Refuses to Die

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In a fight between you and the world, pick the world - FZ

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - FZ

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny. - FZ

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. - FZ

The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese. - FZ


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