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1. If George were abducted by aliens,
where would he rather
end up: in their
zoo or their circus?
The zoo: "I
could set more of my own schedule." (episode 129)
2. According to Jerry, how many
dates qualify for a
face-to-face
breakup?
Seven (28)
3. Who is Billy Mumphrey?
"A cockeyed
optimist who got caught up in the dirty game of
world diplomacy
and international intrigue" and the main
character in
a manuscript Elaine evaluates for Viking (100)
4. How many times have Jerry and
Elaine had sex?
Jerry says 25;
Elaine says 37 (14)
5. What is Cousin Jeffrey's claim
to fame?
According to
Uncle Leo, Jeffrey organized the New York
City Parks Department's
edible-foliage tour (7)
6. Name Kramer's favorite soap opera.
The Bold and
the Beautiful (3, 48)
7. According to Jerry, the best
feature of a heavy relationship
is...
Make-up sex-topped
only by conjugal-visit sex (106)
8. What is the significance of Sic
semper tyrannis?
The Latin phrase meaning
"Thus always to tyrants" - was
yelled by John
Wilkes Booth as he assassinated Lincoln;
adopted by Crazy
Joe Davola when he jumped Jerry (61)
9. George has a poster of what hair-challenged
star in his
bathroom?
NYPD Blue's
Dennis Franz (129)
10. Jerry quotes from what movie
as he stands at Susan Ross'
grave?
Star Trek II:
The Wrath of Khan: "She's not really dead if
we find a way
to remember her" (127)
11. Golden Boy is
The first T-shirt
Jerry wears out of the laundry, until it "dies"
12. What childhood taunt was directed
at George regarding
Mrs Costanza?
"Your mother's
uglier than Hazel," referring to the TV show
starring Shirley
Booth (30)
13. Name the character Kramer played
on Murphy Brown.
Steven Snell
(39)
14. What was Jerry's pre-stand-up
job?
He sold umbrellas
on the street and claims to have invented
"the twirl"
(133)
15. What World War II prime minister
is scorned by George
and Jerry?
Britain's Neville
Chamberlain: "You could hold his head in
the toilet [and]
he'd still give you half of Europe" (42)
16. What is George's regular Monk's
lunch order?
Tuna on toast
with coleslaw and coffee (82)
17. According to George, what is
the biggest sucker deal in
retail?
Duty-free shops
(50)
18. Jerry's custom-blended cereal
has what percentage of bran
flakes?
25%--40% was
too much for him (38)
19. Kramer has played backgammon
with which famous
model?
Elle Macpherson,
in the Cayman Islands, in the nude (32)
20. If George were a porn star,
what would he call himself?
Buck Naked (49)
21. Kramer rarely says yes, he says...
"Giddy-up!"
22. Jerry has had two phone numbers-what
are they?
KL5-8383 (34)
and KL5-2390 (84)
23. George refers to Seattle as...
"The pesto of
cities," due to its sudden trendiness (17)
24. According to Jerry, what's the
biggest step in a male
friendship?
Helping a guy
move; "it's like going all the way" (34)
25. In the first pilot meeting with
NBC, what is the name of the
Off Off Broadway
play George claims to have written?
La Cocina (42)
26. What are Jerry's telltale signs
that a man is in love?
"When she comes
home, are you cleaning up a lot? D'ya do
the tub on your
knees - Ajax, hands scrubbing, the whole
deal? Tub is
love." (62)
27. A sign for what railroad hangs
over Kramer's bed?
Jungfrau
28. Kramer compared Jerry and Elaine's
romantic relationship
to that of which
President and his wife?
The tempestuous
union of Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd (37)
29. Boys give each other atomic
wedgies How, according to
Elaine, do girls
torment each other?
"We just tease
someone until they get an eating disorder"
(22)
30. Who has Newman booked to play
at his millennium party?
Christopher
Cross (146)
31. George's parents' address is...
1344 Queens
Boulevard, Flushing, N Y (71)
32. Who regularly eats at Reggies?
Kevin, Gene,
and Feldman, Elaine's Bizarro friends (129)
33. Elaine thinks what percentage
of people are good-looking?
25%; Jerry thinks
only 4-6%--the rest are "undatable!" (108)
34. Name Jerry's shampoo of choice.
Prell (74)
35. What was the item of clothing
that launched J Peterman's
career?
The Pygmy Pullover,
for "the naked natives of the Bantu
Besh" (124)
36. "It's like 10 dates in one shot"
is Kramer's definition of
what?
Attending a
funeral of a girlfriend's loved one (57)
37. Define "the swirl."
A capper to
"the move," Jerry's surefire sexual
technique,performed
"clockwise, but it's not written in stone"
(101)
38. Elaine wanted to see what movie
instead of The English
Patient?
Sack Lunch,
starring Dabney Coleman (143)
39. What are Jerry's and George's
PINs?
Jerry's is Jor-El,
Superman's father; George's is Bosco (111)
40. If George could take just one
book to a desert island, what
would it be?
The Three Musketeers
(145)
41. Define Kavorka.
Kavorka is the
Latvian term for "the lure of the animal."
42. Name Jerry's and George's favorite
explorers.
Jerry's is Ferdinand
Magellan. "Around the world!"
George's is
Hernando de Soto. "He discovered the
Mississippi."
Jerry disagrees. "Oh, like they wouldn't have
found that anyway."
43. Which language was George able
to learn in three days?
Portuguese.
44. What was Kramer's idea for a
cologne?
The Beach.
45. Name George's boyhood rival.
Lloyd Braun.
46. According to George, what is
the only thing worse than
fixing two people
up?
Fixing someone
up is "one step away from personal ads!"